
WARNING:
This book causes Uncontrollable Giggles.
Side effects include joyful snorts, tiny squeals, urgent cries of “AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!” and the rare but majestic accidental fart.
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SO PICTURE THIS:
You’re holding a children’s book.
It’s Pretty nice. Like “Wow, that’s actually, like 'art' beautiful!"
Then you turn the page and. . .Surprise!
IT'S POOP.
Elegant, dramatic, deeply committed... poop.
But it’s also… uplifting? Optimistic? A weirdly inspiring lesson in seeing the world differently?
Yes. Against ALL odds...yes.
This is 48 pages of hilariously beautiful illustrations, each imagining what poop could be if it had dreams, ambition, some luck, and maybe a little therapy.
What if poop was expensive?
What if poop was stranded?
What if poop played tennis or was adventurous?
This book does not answer any of these questions responsibly.
But it does make children scream laughing and adults question their life choices. (Let's not kid ourselves. It makes adults scream laughing too.)

Hardbound. Full bleed. 7.5" x 10" Art-book quality. (That means real printing. Done right here in the USA. And not the cheapy digital printing...Real art book quality) Ideal for a coffee table you may or may not own, a toilet tank you likely do (unless you have one of those prison type commodes that hang off the wall. How do those even work anyway?), and inevitably your kid’s bedside table where it will stare you down relentlessly.
It’s gross.
It’s gorgeous.
And. . . it’s got heart.













Not because you need it (though you do).
Not because your kids will scream laughing (they will).
Not because it makes a shockingly good gift (it does).
But because deep down… you know the truth:
If poop was...Pretty ... and ...stuff,
it might just change the world.
Let’s help it try.
