
WARNING:
This book causes Uncontrollable Giggles.
Side effects include joyful snorts, tiny squeals, urgent cries of “AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!” and the rare but majestic accidental fart.
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Kids love gross things. Parents love optimistic things.
This book is the rare magical unicorn that delivers both beautifully.
IF POOP WAS PRETTY is a wildly imaginative, hilariously illustrated picture book that transforms the world’s funniest taboo into a joyful lesson about seeing the world differently.
It’s silly.
It’s charming.
It’s surprisingly uplifting.
And it’s going to be your kid’s new favorite bedtime request.
(Sorry in advance!)

A lovingly crafted Hardcover 45-page picture book filled with hilariously beautiful illustrations that turn giggles into a joyful way of seeing the world...and your child’s potential.
It’s a book where humor becomes a doorway to imagination.
Where silliness becomes a spark for curiosity.
A reminder that joy can come from the most unexpected places.
It’s gross.
It’s gorgeous.
And. . . it’s got heart.













• 45 pages of absurdly funny, beautifully detailed illustrations
• A simple, rhythmic structure that kids memorize instantly
• Humor that lands for kids (of all ages!)
• A message that lingers long after the laughing stops
• Designed to be re-read, re-loved, and shouted repeatedly
